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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Woody Allen
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War is not nice - Barbara Bush
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -- Billy Wilder
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. - Dan Quayle
Somebody once said "The biggest room in the world is the room for improvement."
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde
I had crossed the line. I was free; but there was no one to welcome me to the land of freedom. I was a stranger in a strange land.
"Sounds like you have a parasite."
after brief examination....
"Yep, you got a parasite alright. And it will be here in about 7 months."