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#11
Posted on 2014-10-13 11:20:22 | Show thread starter's posts only

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a

    Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on  a  Japanese TV.

    And the most British thing of all?

    Suspicion of all things foreign!

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#12
Posted on 2014-10-16 12:36:40 | Show thread starter's posts only

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

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#13
Posted on 2014-10-20 08:25:09 | Show thread starter's posts only

1909 vs Today!

Hard to believe it was only 100 years ago. Show this to your children and grandchildren:

1909 FORD Model R

THE YEAR 1909

This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine!

The year is 1909, one hundred years ago, what a difference a century makes!

Here are some statistics for the Year 1909!

" The average life expectancy was 47 years.

" Only 14 percent of the homes had a bathtub.

" Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.

" There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads.

" The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.

" The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

" The average wage in 1909 was 22 cents per hour.

" The average worker made between $200 and $400 per year.

" A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year.

" A dentist $2,500 per year.

" A veterinarian between $1,500 and $4,000 per year.

" A mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.

" More than 95 percent of all births took place at HOME.

" Ninety percent of all doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!

" Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press AND the government as 'substandard'.

" Sugar cost four cents a pound.

" Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.

" Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.

" Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.

" Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.

" Five leading causes of death were:

1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
4. Heart disease
5. Stroke

" The American flag had 45 stars.
" The population of Las Vegas, Nevada, was only 30 " Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and ice tea had not been invented yet.
" There was no Mother's Day or Father's Day.
" Two out of every 10 adults couldn't read or write.
" Only 6 percent of all Americans had graduated from high school.
" Marijuana, heroin, and morphine were all available over the counter at the local corner drugstores.
" Back then, pharmacists said, "Heroin clears the complexion, gives buoyancy to the mind, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is, in fact, a perfect guardian of health."

Shocking...?

" Eighteen percent of households had at least one full-time servant or domestic help.
" There were about 230 reported murders in the ENTIRE U.S.A.!

Now I'm forwarding this to someone else without typing it myself.

From there, it will be sent to others all over the WORLD - all in a matter of seconds!

Try to imagine what it may be like in another 100 years

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#14
Posted on 2014-10-21 06:20:42 | Show thread starter's posts only

Who is General failure and why is he reading my disk?

[ Last edited by MonaMaui at 2014-10-21 05:24 ]

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#15
Posted on 2014-10-22 20:30:55 | Show thread starter's posts only

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

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#16
Posted on 2014-10-24 07:36:13 | Show thread starter's posts only

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

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#17
Posted on 2014-10-24 17:38:44 | Show thread starter's posts only

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

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#18
Posted on 2014-10-25 06:18:16 | Show thread starter's posts only

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

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#19
Posted on 2014-10-29 18:32:11 | Show thread starter's posts only

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

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#20
Posted on 2014-11-04 09:39:28 | Show thread starter's posts only

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

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