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#71
Posted on 2014-12-03 10:10:23 | Show thread starter's posts only

“I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink.”
― Jarod Kintz,

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#72
Posted on 2014-12-03 10:12:22 | Show thread starter's posts only

“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?”
― Jarod Kintz

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#73
Posted on 2014-12-04 08:24:43 | Show thread starter's posts only

First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
Steve Martin

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#74
Posted on 2014-12-04 18:17:32 | Show thread starter's posts only

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life. - unknown

AMEN!

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Formerly known as HHSDAD
#75
Posted on 2014-12-04 23:39:24 | Show thread starter's posts only

"If a woman gets breakfast in bed, it means she is in the hospital!"
Unknown

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#76
Posted on 2014-12-05 09:49:39 | Show thread starter's posts only

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

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#77
Posted on 2014-12-05 10:45:17 | Show thread starter's posts only

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”
Anonymous

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#78
Posted on 2014-12-05 14:14:35 | Show thread starter's posts only

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

-Theodore Roosevelt

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#79
Posted on 2014-12-08 07:12:27 | Show thread starter's posts only

“Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.”
― Jarod Kintz?m136

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#80
Posted on 2014-12-08 09:53:44 | Show thread starter's posts only

Speak when you are angry, and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret. - Lawrence J. Peter

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