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#61
Posted on 2014-11-29 02:40:29 | Show thread starter's posts only

"Adults are just kids with money."
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#62
Posted on 2014-11-29 10:14:34 | Show thread starter's posts only

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
- Jimi Hendrix

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#63
Posted on 2014-11-29 10:30:00 | Show thread starter's posts only

“I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave.”
― Jarod Kintz

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#64
Posted on 2014-11-30 05:46:12 | Show thread starter's posts only

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

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#65
Posted on 2014-11-30 10:32:20 | Show thread starter's posts only

“The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert.”
― Jarod Kintz

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#66
Posted on 2014-12-01 08:12:30 | Show thread starter's posts only

A scientist is a mimosa when he himself has made a mistake, and a roaring lion when he discovers a mistake of others.
- Albert Einstein

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#67
Posted on 2014-12-01 14:37:57 | Show thread starter's posts only

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Redd Foxx

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#68
Posted on 2014-12-01 14:41:17 | Show thread starter's posts only

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer

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#69
Posted on 2014-12-02 02:10:36 | Show thread starter's posts only

“Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies.”
― Jarod Kintz

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#70
Posted on 2014-12-02 09:29:33 | Show thread starter's posts only

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Will Rogers

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