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Posted on 2011-11-18 01:48:48 | Show thread starter's posts only

If I were a GM... I'd say that they did change it... f36

Posted on 2011-11-18 07:53:57 | Show thread starter's posts only

If I were a GM... hunting event would be on 24/7

Posted on 2011-11-20 22:42:54 | Show thread starter's posts only

If I were a GM... I'd run skipping around in that sexy vamp looking charm all day long!f18

Posted on 2011-11-21 00:04:34 | Show thread starter's posts only

I would go ski because its winter now .

Then when I break both legs and am in bed ..I will design new code for game so bunnies kill new players in athens ..

muhahahahaha you want short breads ??

I WILL GIVE YOU SOME #$#%$#@V ! shortbreads ...

[ Last edited by ledhed at 2011-11-21 00:20 ]

Posted on 2011-11-21 15:38:13 | Show thread starter's posts only

If I were a GM there would be more drinking in the tavern

Posted on 2011-11-21 16:52:00 | Show thread starter's posts only

If I were a GM... I would probably have to take up drinking from answering the same nub questions a zillion times a day!... lol :19smi

Posted on 2011-11-21 17:21:27 | Show thread starter's posts only

I will make bunny do 4o k damage per hit ..but in morning athens suburbs has all dead guys ...
and happy bunnies..but normal ones..

and I instruct GM to say to players who report --" kiler bunny " ? what is killer bunny ? thank you for your support .

... then next week I make sea monster swallow  ships .

tell live support ..

What sea monster ? You are Charm ? Ok did you have screen ?
what is " sea monster " ? is it name of Ship /?
Thank you for your support.

Then next week I make ONE polar bear ..only one invisible ...but he eats afk guys ..then disapears ..

I tell live support ..

polar bear did 6000000000 damage ..? do you have screen ? he is incvisible Polar bear and you cant take screen ?--public says polar bear do this >/?  is it name of player /?

Thank you for your support .

Then I go bimini ...... I get a spider ..

I make him teleport players into instance in front of knutes without ability to use any attack .

Live support..a spider teleport you ?
Please type again..I see you type a S P I D  e R ..he teleport YOU ?

spider ..inbimini ..he not use teloprt not game setting..thank you for your support.

I will be good GM one will be bored.
PLUS to even work at live support you must drink before you start six beers MIN.
more is better but acceptable if you pace yourself.
Raise for those who drink at least 24 per shift.

[ Last edited by ledhed at 2011-11-21 17:24 ]

Posted on 2011-11-21 20:20:53 | Show thread starter's posts only

if i was a GM
i would take everyone that farms shortbreads and other drops like red snails with a gun afk and teleport them to the farthest place on the ocean i could. They would have no provisions and the sail would be at 1 durability and no repair kits!!


Posted on 2011-11-22 01:37:44 | Show thread starter's posts only

I will live in a cave on an island by myself and sail out and extort ships then use hide ...flame ammo them if they don't pay ..
Make some use of the pyramid in the ocean..
Get a skelly charm..
Board ships ..with skelly crew..
syeal only ships with Rum ..or other like a real pain to try to do any trade quest that require booze..cause the Drunken Bums will get ya .


Posted on 2011-11-22 05:50:11 | Show thread starter's posts only

If I were a GM all the players 120 + level that farm shortbreads in Athens would be put on North Island with no provisions instantly upon clicking auto attack....:16smi